October 2009
Don’t dream it, be it.
– Frankenfurter, Rocky Horror Picture Show (via rulesformyunbornson)
Modding: Laptop restyled to Victorian music box ~... →
amazing.
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(716): I know…I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
A Woman of No Importance by Oscar Wilde
LORD ILLINGWORTH. What do you call a bad man?
MRS. ALLONBY. The sort of man who admires innocence.
LORD ILLINGWORTH. And a bad woman?
MRS. ALLONBY. Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.
LORD ILLINGWORTH. You are severe – on yourself.
MRS. ALLONBY. Define us as a sex.
LORD ILLINGWORTH. Sphinxes without secrets.
MRS. ALLONBY. Does that include the Puritan women?
LORD ILLINGWORTH. Do you know, I don’t believe in the existence of Puritan women? I don’t think there is a woman in the world who would not be a little flattered if one made love to her. It is that which makes women so irresistibly adorable.
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(608): This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
amazing.
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(651): Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can’t fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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(615): i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Thanks to Vic, Coral and Mark for taking a little time off of tumblr and catching my show at Tantra. I hope it was not too painful and sad.